Thoughts & Phrases

Just for Fun

2010-04-16T05:21:00.000-07:00

Here are some stuff i thought of hope you like them
How to annoy people on MSN/Yahoo messanger:

1- When you first sign in, send a message to all: I'm here!

2- Start your greeting sentence with OH HI HI.

3- Sign out then in every 10 minutes.

4- Buzz/nudge them, if they wonder say: just checking u still here.

5- Finish every sentence with LOL

6- Make your status: very very busy, please do not disturb, I'm watching a movie.

7- Make your status:"Be Right Back"....and leave it..for days.

8 -Ask people: Do you want to hear a very sad disturbing thing that happened today.

9- After each message they send u, say: go on.

10- Send an emotion with every single sentence.

11- Ignore their messages. (then send an email wondering how come they see u online and don't say hi)

12- Select all your online friends and add them to a conference. If anybody wondered, say: It's about time my friends meet each other.

13- Break your sentence in the wrong places. "It was" "a mess", i didn't" "know what to say to" "them" "so I let her do" "all the talking,LOL"

14- Before you sign out send a message to all: I'm leaving.

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How to annoy ppl on Facebook:
1- Update your status every 10 minutes.

2- Write a very long note about your personal dreams and tag everyone.

3- When you are tagged in a very long note, just click..."like".

4- Go to people's walls and write a dot. "."

5- Go to strangers profiles and write on their wall: Hi I don't know you so I hope you won't mind not adding you.

6- Remember those who added you but never introduced themselves and never replied to your hello nice to meet, go to their wall and write: Hi since I don't know you I hope you won't mind deleting you.

7- Comment on every status with: Yeah right!

8- Go to strangers' profiles and add them, then delete them after they accept.

9- Add strangers and explain you need ur friend list to reach 999.

10- After you finish with any quiz post the results in your status.

11- Comment on every quiz result with: Whatever!

12- Do you see the friend on the right of ur page that facebook suggested and insisted u add as a friend, send them a message saying: Hi look you seem nice and all, but would you please tell facebook no thanks.

13- Post as many pictures for yourself as you can, then click ..."like" on each.

BOY vs GIRL... :)

2010-03-23T02:00:00.000-07:00

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.

English professor wrote the words:

2010-02-28T07:18:00.000-08:00

English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

HAPPINESS

2010-01-28T03:32:00.001-08:00

Happiness,

is that not what we all want?
Then, why are so many people unhappy?
Are you happy?
What makes you happy?
A new car,
a more expensive one than the one of the neighbor?
A big house,
fully furnished?
A big screen TV,
the latest cell phone
with all the gadgets?
Approval of other people?
All these things can make you happy,
yes, but temporarily.
When the satisfaction is over,
you need another gadget,
another approval
to bet more happiness.
It never ends,

the continuous running after happiness.
Wanting ever more,
never enough, especially of money.
Take a distance from it all,
and look at yourself.
You buy a gadget
because you are not happy.
Aside from a necessity,
you buy all those things,
because you want to buy happiness.
But this is not real happiness.
It is a fleeting superficial moment.
And then it is gone,
and you have to buy more of it.
It is a self limited point of view:
the world is there to make me happy.
A one direction flow of energy:
only towards yourself.
If everybody does that,
that is a lot of tugging of energy
towards all those desperate beings
who want happiness only for themselves.
That makes the world
a place full of unhappy beings.

Do you see the point?
True and enduring happiness
comes from making other people happy.

This is the key!
When you make another person happy,
does that make you happy?

It is a feeling that lasts.
And, the other person is going to be motivated
to return that wonderful gesture,
and make you happy too.
When you only take
you lose.
When you give
you receive.
It's that simple.
Start giving!

One more thing:
happiness is in the here and now,
you create it in yourself,
by being happy with what you have.
When you look for happiness outside yourself,
in all those gadgets
in the approval,
happiness will always be in the future,
and you will never be happy in the present.
Look within yourself,
in the here and now,
it is right there:

HAPPINESS!

THE GRADUATE

2010-01-26T06:24:00.001-08:00

A young man reported for his first day of work at a supermarket.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.

"Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

Real life jokes

2010-01-26T06:23:00.000-08:00

I have found this posted on a forum. Really funny, it made me laugh while alone :D

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts',and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.______ _________ _________ _________ ____

___________ _________ _________ _______

ATTORNEY : When is your birthday?
WITNESS : July 18th.
ATTORNEY : What year?
WITNESS : Every year.

____________ _________ _________ _______

ATTORNEY : What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS : He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY : And why did that upset you?
WITNESS : My name is Susan.

ATTORNEY : So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS : Uh....

ATTORNEY : Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS : Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________ _________ _________ _____

ATTORNEY : The youngest son, the twenty-one year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS : Uh, he's twenty-one.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _

ATTORNEY : How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS : Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY : How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS : Forty-five years.

ATTORNEY : Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS : Would you repeat the question?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : She had three children, right?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : How many were boys?
WITNESS : None.
ATTORNEY : Were there any girls?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS : By death.
ATTORNEY : And by whose death was it terminated?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS : He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY : Was this a male or a female?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS : All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS : Oral.
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS : The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
ATTORNEY : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS : No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY : Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS : Huh?
____________ _________ _________ ________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

There was once a young man...

2010-01-26T06:14:00.000-08:00

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "Great" he said:

"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Things you do not want to hear a doctor say while you are on the operating table.

2010-01-26T06:11:00.000-08:00

Things you do not want to hear a doctor say while you are on the operating table. lol

1. "Nurse, which one those funny looking things is the Appendix?"

2. "Darn it, I forgot my glasses at home."

3. "It's times like this I wish I hadn't skipped all of those classes in Med School."

4. "Criminy, look at that sucker bleed."

5. "OOOOPs"

A Mother Wake up his son for school

2010-01-26T06:09:00.000-08:00

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
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MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."

MY DEAF WIFE.....

2010-01-26T06:05:00.001-08:00

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her on the subject, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor,
"stand about 40 feet away from her, and say something in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you..

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,

and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks,"Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he isabout 20 feet from his wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

"GREG!, for the FIFTH time, it's CHICKEN!"

Funny quotes 2

2010-01-26T06:02:00.000-08:00

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

“Knowledge knocks on the door..

2010-01-26T06:00:00.000-08:00

Just a 1 row useful quote:

“Knowledge knocks on the door of action. If it receives a reply, it stays, otherwise it departs.”
Sufyan al-Thawri (rahimahullah)

A car incident...

2010-01-26T03:56:00.000-08:00

A car was involved in an accident in a street.

As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

A young businessman...

2010-01-26T03:32:00.000-08:00

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone!”

Your heart is the browser...

2010-01-26T03:04:00.000-08:00

Your heart is the browser.

The Pathways are the search engine.

The universe is the real Internet.

And there are many addresses to the Beloved,

whose server is always online.

Anatomy of a believer

2010-01-09T08:39:00.000-08:00

I just liked this pic so much, so decide to share it. I hope you like it.

DUBAI?

2010-01-03T03:02:00.000-08:00

some facts about Dubai.. after watching documentary movie...

DUBAI is sort of culmination of a Western model, a country where the impossible is possible.Building artificial islands in the sea, for example.

DUBAI has few natural resources, but with oil money it can bring in millions of tons of material and workers from all over the planet.

DUBAI has no farmland, but it can import food.

DUBAI has no water, but it can afford to expend immense amounts of energy to desalinate seawater and build the world's highest skyscrapers.

DUBAI has endless sun, but no solar panels.

It is a totem to total modernity that never fails to amaze the world.

DUBAI is like new beacon for all the world's money.

Nothing seems further removed from nature than DUBAI, although nothing "depends on nature" more than DUBAI...

Just Five More Minutes

2009-12-23T01:40:00.000-08:00

While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.

"He's a fine looking boy" the man said. "That's my daughter on the bike in The white dress." Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter.

"What do you say we go, Melissa?"

Melissa pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes."

The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart's content.

Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his daughter. "Time to go now?"

Again Melissa pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."

The man smiled and said, "O.K."

"My, you certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.

The man smiled and then said, "Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa. She thinks she has five more minutes to ride her bike. The truth is, I get five more minutes to watch her play."

Life is all about making priorities, what are your priorities?

Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time today

Pearls of Wisdom

2009-12-06T05:55:00.000-08:00

I want to share this nice words from a person I know. He has written it on his journal an I liked very much some of them hope you like it too...

~~~~~~~~~~Pearls of Wisdom~~~~~~~~~~
Four real facts to live better life:
1:Never say Sorry to one,who understands you,
2:Never say Bye to one, who NEEDS you,
3:Never Blame the one, who really TRUSTS you,
4:Never Forget the one, who always REMEMBERS you.
Success is like our own shadow,Don't try to catch it.Walk your own way and it follows you.
Keep in mind,your shadow follows you only when you walk towards light.
Be yourself beautiful,You will find the world full of beauty.
They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
Life's big experiment is failure.
Live as like you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever.
Who is sleeping in slaveness,leave him,May b he is dreaming of Freedom.
Independence cannot be given,it can b taken.
Sometimes in our life we play with love, but when the time comes n you finally realize that u want to get serious, then "Love" plays with your life.
The most beautiful word is that someone has tears in his/her eyes for you and the worse word is that someone has tears in his/her eyes bcoz of you.
I m not afraid to die, i m afraid that i will not see your face again.
and some unrefusable facts of 2day's world:
2day we have bigger houses but small families,
More degrees but less common sense,
Advanced medicines but poor health,
Touched moon but no contact with neighbours,
High income but less peace of mind,
B'coz we believe in ALLAH but don't obey him.
...Wisdom is the greatest gift of ALLAH to human beings,and we can't ever never complete ALLAH's thnx for the gifts he gave us,but atleast we have to use it at right place for right things...
This is enough for now, i als don have enough time coz of my exams and u will als b bored of all this, so here is to stop~

Wishing u the most beautiful time always and a life full of joy and happiness.

Some good Thoughts!

2009-10-03T12:06:00.000-07:00

This thoughts are from Blog I found here:
http://adhanthecall.blogspot.com/2009/10/some-good-thoughts.html

I thing that they're not always like that but this kind of things happen very very often. So they make me thing, smile, wonder and I said to me: Lol true sometimes!, so I decide to post them here. :)

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!!

"We buy things we dont need, with money we dont have to impress people we dont like"

For sisters in Islam

2009-01-25T23:13:00.000-08:00

Ok that's something I found posted in a forum and
I decide to share it with you, the readers of this blog.
Thing that image is cool. :D
It is especially for sisters in Islam.
Hope you like it.
Salaam

More funny quotes

2009-01-25T22:51:00.000-08:00

More funny quotes, I found those, please do not take this seriously they are just for fun :D

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

"Early in life I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise."

Some more funny comedian quotes

2009-01-24T01:31:00.000-08:00

Some more funny comedian quotes.
Tell what're u thing about them

When someone is impatient and says,
'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder,
How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Have you ever noticed that
anybody driving slower than you
is an idiot, and anyone going
faster than you is a maniac?

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime
and fire fighters fight fire,
what do freedom fighters fight?
They never mention that part to us, do they?

Interesting quotes again...

2009-01-20T10:36:00.001-08:00

This quotes are some good,tell what're u thing about them.
I like some of them but some of them not. Anyway here they are:

"The road to success is always under construction." -I like it

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."
- This one is fun in some way.

"You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is 'never try'."

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away --
they make it into television shows."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
- I don't know about that lol

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
- hah, this one is fun but: be open minded is always better.

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes
when no one is looking." - hah

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian,
they laughed at me." - I like this one

"When there is a will, I want to be in it."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"There are three sides to any argument:
your side, my side, and the right side."

"Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is:
genius has its limit."

"It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose."

"A rich man's joke is always funny."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't except it back."

"A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

Some good, really nice quotes.

2009-01-19T02:44:00.000-08:00

Some good, really nice quotes which I found
and here I am sharing them with you,
the readers of this blog. Hope you like them...

A true friend is one who overlooks your
failures and tolerates your successes.

Never make excuses,your enemies won't
believe you and your friends don't need them.

Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

'If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo,
if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.'

College is a place where sum pursue
learning & others learn pursuing!!

Some motoring accidents are caused by a faulty mechanism
but most are caused by a faulty nut at the wheel...

Only some people learn by other people's mistakes,
the rest of us have to b the other people!!

If at first u don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried...

The things I fear may all be imaginary;
so what I fear most is my imagination!

English is a crazy language

2009-01-14T13:02:00.000-08:00

I found this some days ago in a forum posted by a sister. 
Thing it's a interesting article.
And decide to post it here. Hope you'll like it.
Comments pls

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hambuger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in
England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,
which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is
neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese.
So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make
amends but not one amend?
If u have a bunch of odds and ends and get
rid of all but one of them, what do u call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally
insane! In what language do people recite
at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique
lunacy of a language in which
Your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by people,
not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race
(which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible,
but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
More Examples:
1. The bandange was wound around the wound. 2.
The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. He could lead if he could get the lead out.
5. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
6. Since there is no time like the present,
he thought it was time to present the present.
7. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
8. I did not object to the object.
9. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
10. The form was invalid for the invalid.
11. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
12. They were too close to the door to close it.
13. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
14. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
15. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
16. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
17. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
18. Use water to water the plants.
19. Get the cook to cook.

Some beauty tips for sisters AND brothers

2009-01-01T04:16:00.000-08:00

I found this on a forum, MAybe you have seen them,
but for those who are not: here they are. :)
I liked them so I decide to post them.

Some beauty tips for sisters AND brothers:

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge and you will never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed.
Never throw out anybody.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at he end of your arm.
As you grow old you will discover that you have two hands.
One for helping yourself, the other for helping others."

Fierce Techniques to Combat Evil

2008-12-21T23:55:00.000-08:00

lol I just found this picture in one place. It really make me smile a lot.
It's an old one I thing but I liked it and just wanna share it with all of
you who read my blog. It's very cool indeed. :D

Some Very Intelligent Questions & Answers

2008-12-14T05:33:00.000-08:00

This are some Some Very Intelligent Questions and Answers.
I found them in a forum. I decide to post them here.
Hope you like them.

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. :D

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid ----A good one

Did you know ?

2008-12-05T07:55:00.000-08:00

This are some really interesting facts. Check them out.

Did you know ?

Muslims discovered America 600 years before the spanish.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

10 percent of all human beings born are alive this very moment.

You are reading this random tip right now.

If you are loosing your hair, then worrying will make it fall faster ?

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The largest frog in the world is called Goliath frog.

Napoleon was terrified of cats.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Flushable tiolets were used in ancient Rome.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21- inch tongue

The grizzly bear cab run as fast as average horse !!

A chameleons tonque is twice the lenght of its body.

Techer and Pappu

2008-12-04T09:59:00.000-08:00

This has been send to me from a friend some time ago.
I thing it's fun and nice so I decide to post it here.
Hope you like it.

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

The Power Of Words

2008-11-28T03:41:00.000-08:00

This is one of my favorites, really true. The words really can help us in
different situations, especially if they are said to us from someone we like or love.
Also they can be very harmful, everyone should teach to not speak bad and to argue is also bad thing. Better is to say something good, and soothe the man in hard situation.

The Power Of Words

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead.

The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all of their might. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died.

The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs said, "Did you not hear us?" The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time.

This story teaches two lessons:

1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day.

2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path.

The power of words....it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times!

Some facts......

2008-11-27T08:12:00.000-08:00

This are some interesting facts I find in the blog of my known friend.
So I decide to post them here.

Some facts......

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.

2. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter ' i' is called the title.

4. A duck's quack doesn't echo, no one knows why.

5. Every person has a unique tongue print.

6. 315 entries in Websters 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

7. On an average, 12 newborns will be given to wrong parents daily.

8.During the famous chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen at a distance.

9.Warren Beatty and Shirley Maclaine are brother and sister.

10.Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces will kill a
small sized dog.

11.Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

12.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

13.Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

14.Leonardo Da vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the
same time.

15.There are no clocks in the Las Vegas gambling casinos.

16.There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and
silver.

17.A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death.

18.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

19.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

Phone trick....try it

2008-11-27T04:23:00.000-08:00

Just try this.

Phone trick....try it

1) Grab a calculator. (You wont be able to do this in
your head)
2) Key in the first three digits of your phone number
if ur phone number is 7 digits or else take the first 4 digits of ur number if its 8 digits.(only land line no.)
(NOT the area code)
3) Multiply by 80
4) Add 1
5) Multiply by 250
6) Add the last four numbers of your phone number
7) Add the last four numbers of your phone number
again
8) Subtract 250
9) Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ?

Short but nice.

2008-11-27T04:17:00.000-08:00

I see this Phrase in someone's signature.
It's one that I really liked. It's short but nice:

Tea For two, Two For You, You Love Me, Me Love You.

Some Abbreviation Definitions

2008-11-27T03:58:00.000-08:00

First I decide to post these Abbreviation Definitions.
They are usually used a LOT in chat and in comments.
Also in different Forums, Sites, Skype, Messenger, Google talk, almost
everywhere wow. For some of you who don't know some of them. I find them
because I needed to know about some of them. Sometimes peoples talking with me
an use some of these and I am looking and thinking what they trying to say and so...
Some of these I like, some not! I post them all cuz you'll need to know what the person is trying to tell you. :)

AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile - Me - Don't like this one :(
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out - Me - Don't like this too :(
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life - I don't know what this means ! :|
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off :|
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better 'Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good 'Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt :(
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee - :|
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My A$$ Off - :|
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off - :|
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It's Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man

So this are and there have more that are used, I just found this.
I hope this article will be useful for you and you will know what other is trying to tell
you sometimes with such abbreviation.

Hello Everybody.

2008-11-26T13:07:00.000-08:00

Hello everybody,
This is my blog for Thoughts & Phrases.
You'll find here different kind of thoughts, phrases,
and other interesting words :D Hope you'll like this place.
Be welcome, feel free to comment and give your
opinion about everything in this blog.
I hope you will like this blog.