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Ok that's something I found posted in a forum and
I decide to share it with you, the readers of this blog.
Thing that image is cool. :D
It is especially for sisters in Islam.
Hope you like it.
More funny quotes, I found those, please do not take this seriously they are just for fun :D

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

"Early in life I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise."
Some more funny comedian quotes.
Tell what're u thing about them

When someone is impatient and says,
'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder,
How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Have you ever noticed that
anybody driving slower than you
is an idiot, and anyone going
faster than you is a maniac?

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime
and fire fighters fight fire,
what do freedom fighters fight?
They never mention that part to us, do they?
This quotes are some good,tell what're u thing about them.
I like some of them but some of them not. Anyway here they are:

"The road to success is always under construction." -I like it

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."
- This one is fun in some way.

"You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is 'never try'."

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away --
they make it into television shows."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
- I don't know about that lol

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
- hah, this one is fun but: be open minded is always better.

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes
when no one is looking." - hah

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian,
they laughed at me." - I like this one

"When there is a will, I want to be in it."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"There are three sides to any argument:
your side, my side, and the right side."

"Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is:
genius has its limit."

"It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose."

"A rich man's joke is always funny."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't except it back."

"A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
Some good, really nice quotes which I found
and here I am sharing them with you,
the readers of this blog. Hope you like them...

A true friend is one who overlooks your
failures and tolerates your successes.

Never make excuses,your enemies won't
believe you and your friends don't need them.

Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

'If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo,
if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.'

College is a place where sum pursue
learning & others learn pursuing!!

Some motoring accidents are caused by a faulty mechanism
but most are caused by a faulty nut at the wheel...

Only some people learn by other people's mistakes,
the rest of us have to b the other people!!

If at first u don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried...

The things I fear may all be imaginary;
so what I fear most is my imagination!
I found this some days ago in a forum posted by a sister. 
Thing it's a interesting article.
And decide to post it here. Hope you'll like it.
Comments pls

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hambuger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in
England or French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,
which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly,

boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is
neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese.

So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make
amends but not one amend?

If u have a bunch of odds and ends and get
rid of all but one of them, what do u call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally

insane! In what language do people recite
at a play and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique
lunacy of a language in which

Your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by people,

not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race

(which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible,
but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
More Examples:
1. The bandange was wound around the wound. 2.
The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. He could lead if he could get the lead out.
5. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
6. Since there is no time like the present,
he thought it was time to present the present.
7. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
8. I did not object to the object.
9. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
10. The form was invalid for the invalid.
11. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
12. They were too close to the door to close it.
13. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
14. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
15. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
16. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
17. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
18. Use water to water the plants.
19. Get the cook to cook.
I found this on a forum, MAybe you have seen them,
but for those who are not: here they are. :)
I liked them so I decide to post them.

Some beauty tips for sisters AND brothers:

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge and you will never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed.
Never throw out anybody.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at he end of your arm.
As you grow old you will discover that you have two hands.
One for helping yourself, the other for helping others."