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lol I just found this picture in one place. It really make me smile a lot.
It's an old one I thing but I liked it and just wanna share it with all of
you who read my blog. It's very cool indeed. :D
This are some Some Very Intelligent Questions and Answers.
I found them in a forum. I decide to post them here.
Hope you like them.

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. :D

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid ----A good one
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This are some really interesting facts. Check them out.

Did you know ?


Muslims discovered America 600 years before the spanish.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

10 percent of all human beings born are alive this very moment.

You are reading this random tip right now.

If you are loosing your hair, then worrying will make it fall faster ?

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The largest frog in the world is called Goliath frog.

Napoleon was terrified of cats.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Flushable tiolets were used in ancient Rome.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21- inch tongue

The grizzly bear cab run as fast as average horse !!

A chameleons tonque is twice the lenght of its body.
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This has been send to me from a friend some time ago.
I thing it's fun and nice so I decide to post it here.
Hope you like it.

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher