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lol I just found this picture in one place. It really make me smile a lot.
It's an old one I thing but I liked it and just wanna share it with all of
you who read my blog. It's very cool indeed. :D
This are some Some Very Intelligent Questions and Answers.
I found them in a forum. I decide to post them here.
Hope you like them.

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. :D

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid ----A good one
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This are some really interesting facts. Check them out.

Did you know ?


Muslims discovered America 600 years before the spanish.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

10 percent of all human beings born are alive this very moment.

You are reading this random tip right now.

If you are loosing your hair, then worrying will make it fall faster ?

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The largest frog in the world is called Goliath frog.

Napoleon was terrified of cats.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Flushable tiolets were used in ancient Rome.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21- inch tongue

The grizzly bear cab run as fast as average horse !!

A chameleons tonque is twice the lenght of its body.
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This has been send to me from a friend some time ago.
I thing it's fun and nice so I decide to post it here.
Hope you like it.

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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This is one of my favorites, really true. The words really can help us in
different situations, especially if they are said to us from someone we like or love.
Also they can be very harmful, everyone should teach to not speak bad and to argue is also bad thing. Better is to say something good, and soothe the man in hard situation.

The Power Of Words


A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead.

The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all of their might. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died.

The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs said, "Did you not hear us?" The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time.

This story teaches two lessons:

1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day.

2. A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them. Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path.

The power of words....it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times!
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This are some interesting facts I find in the blog of my known friend.
So I decide to post them here.

Some facts......

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.

2. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter ' i' is called the title.

4. A duck's quack doesn't echo, no one knows why.

5. Every person has a unique tongue print.

6. 315 entries in Websters 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

7. On an average, 12 newborns will be given to wrong parents daily.

8.During the famous chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen at a distance.

9.Warren Beatty and Shirley Maclaine are brother and sister.

10.Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces will kill a
small sized dog.

11.Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

12.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

13.Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

14.Leonardo Da vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the
same time.

15.There are no clocks in the Las Vegas gambling casinos.

16.There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and
silver.

17.A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death.

18.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

19.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
Just try this.

Phone trick....try it

1) Grab a calculator. (You wont be able to do this in
your head)
2) Key in the first three digits of your phone number
if ur phone number is 7 digits or else take the first 4 digits of ur number if its 8 digits.(only land line no.)
(NOT the area code)
3) Multiply by 80
4) Add 1
5) Multiply by 250
6) Add the last four numbers of your phone number
7) Add the last four numbers of your phone number
again
8) Subtract 250
9) Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ?
I see this Phrase in someone's signature.
It's one that I really liked. It's short but nice:

Tea For two, Two For You, You Love Me, Me Love You.
First I decide to post these Abbreviation Definitions.
They are usually used a LOT in chat and in comments.
Also in different Forums, Sites, Skype, Messenger, Google talk, almost
everywhere wow. For some of you who don't know some of them. I find them
because I needed to know about some of them. Sometimes peoples talking with me
an use some of these and I am looking and thinking what they trying to say and so...
Some of these I like, some not! I post them all cuz you'll need to know what the person is trying to tell you. :)

AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile - Me - Don't like this one :(
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out - Me - Don't like this too :(
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life - I don't know what this means ! :|
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off :|
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better 'Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good 'Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt :(
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee - :|
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My A$$ Off - :|
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off - :|
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It's Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man

So this are and there have more that are used, I just found this.
I hope this article will be useful for you and you will know what other is trying to tell
you sometimes with such abbreviation.
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Hello everybody,
This is my blog for Thoughts & Phrases.
You'll find here different kind of thoughts, phrases,
and other interesting words :D Hope you'll like this place.
Be welcome, feel free to comment and give your
opinion about everything in this blog.
I hope you will like this blog.